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Post by Taylor on Jun 28, 2004 18:11:56 GMT -5
Taylors pink eyes popped out like this "O.O", but bigger and not like that stupid wolf that howls at little red ridding hood, when she saw Rayan act like a sailor scout.
"I AM SAILOR MOON AND I WILL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!!!"... and so Taylor was sitting on Rayan's head in a sailor scout outfit and pulling his hair.
"DIE DIE DIE!"
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Post by Auron on Jun 28, 2004 18:53:08 GMT -5
After eating 3 of the many stouffers meals, Auron became quite full. Then he heard rayan yell at him.
"No, if you can make a lake of wine appear outta no where, I can pull a giant microwave outta my butt. Now, do you want a stouffers or not?"
Then, he saw something blowup in front of rayan.
Hey, I wanna play with fireworks now.
So, Auron grabs a box of fireworks from behind a tree and then realizes he has no matches.
"Hey rayan, i need your underwear to light theses fireworks, can i borrow them?"
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 28, 2004 18:56:53 GMT -5
"I love these random explosions... reminds me of that one trip I took to... that place..." Firehawk's memory seemed to have melted away into nothingness, and as such he simply sat down and rubbed his head in annoyance. "Just freaking GREAT..."
Binak finally had made his way back to the area, and looked at the changes that had occurred. Pants on the ground lit on fire, signs of explosions everywhere, and
What's this?
THE KAMIKAZE WATERMELON ATTACKED BINAK!
OOC: I watched the whole damn thing today... KAMIKAZE WATERMELON RULES
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Post by Auron on Jun 28, 2004 19:09:13 GMT -5
Tired of waiting for rayan, Auron just picked up the flaming pants and tossed it in the box of fire works. He thengave the box to kurai and ran away  . "Ok, im bored again." Then he remembered what he saw in the South Park movie, when Terrance (or Philip) lit their fart on fire. "Ok, lets try that." He then pulled out some beans and a match. He ate the beans, pulled down his pants, and lit his fart, straight at every1 else. |
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 28, 2004 19:41:38 GMT -5
Rayan was too busy getting pounded on his head by Miss Sailor Moon to hear Auron. "Ow! Hey, stop pullin' my hair! It's blue and spiffy! Just like half of DP's other role play charrys!"
He winced as she hit him and yelled "I'm SORRY MOON!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!"
After a few moments of Taylor sitting on his head like a meanie, Rayan decided that it was time to call on his good friends, the moogles!
"Here, moogle, moogle, moogle!" Rayan called. "I have kupo nut for youuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Kupo!"
Suddenly, a flock of adorable little moogles flew over to Rayan. They looked like pudgy brown teddy bears with purple bat wings and red pompoms attached to their heads (their FF9 moogles! ^_^ )
"Kupo!" they said all in unison.
"Here, take my kupo nut!" Rayan said, tossing them a delicious moogle delicacy. "Now get her off mai head! Ow!"
"KUPO!!!" The moogles soon began flock around Taylor and nuzzle up against her cuddly-like.
"Darn moogles..." Rayan said, seeing that they were instead being nice to her. "They like chicks too much..."
He then proceeded to walk over to Kurai-Kirby with Taylor still on his head. "Hey, Kurai-Kirby dude! I challenge you another Nerd Battle 101! A rematch after I beat you so badly over AIM! C'mon! Let's go!"
He then got in a Netbattler Jack-in position like everybody does in Mega Man NT Warrior / Rockman.exe anime. Or Pokemon. "Bring it on, Kurai! I'll beat you again!"
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 29, 2004 0:11:29 GMT -5
Binak watched on, watermelon all over his head, while Firehawk took interest in the moogles that had just arrived. The fart fire came at them both, Firehawk simply leapt into the air... and didn't come down. He hovered a few feet off the ground, phoenix wings plainly visible. Binak, however, came out of it with a scorched body. He then shook off the dust.
Firehawk landed and saw some random person walk up, who said "Hey, dragons are better than phoenixes!" Then held up a sign saying DRAGONS BEST OMGLOLZ.
"Burn in hell." Firehawk held out his arm and burned the newcomer to ashes. "Phoenixes live forever, dragons eventually die..." Then he saw a pool of fire and leapt straight in.
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Post by Auron on Jun 29, 2004 9:36:11 GMT -5
Auron heard Firehawk talking about phoenixes, and just had to use his know-it-all-ness to prove Firehawk wrong.
"Actually, pheonixes live for about 100-150 years, then burst into flames, and are reborn into chicks. Dragons live for a few millenia, so are there fore much better. Although, pheonixes have the curing possibilities, so..."
Auron went on and on about pheonixes and dragons, until he got hit on the head but a bunch of rocks and fell on the floor with @_@ eyes.
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 29, 2004 10:26:56 GMT -5
KuraiKirby ignoring all the randomn flying phoniexes looked at Rayan as he jacked into a randomn battle arena in the center of a crater. "ehh what the hell" he said in a high voice. he quickly covered his mouth. "thats mai voice? holy crap.." KuraiKirby then waddled over to the areana/
"umm Rayan you sure you want to fight with moogles and a Sailor scout on your head?" he said as he was jacking in.
"Execute Mint.exe!"
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 29, 2004 15:26:21 GMT -5
OOC: I'm only here the entire time because of all the Idaho people NOT BEING HERE ANYMORE DAMMIT... and it's fun too... hehe
Firehawk didn't really care about what was said, he was different anyway. Having lived for an incredibly long time (as all of his race did), he was beyond normal lifespans. He had seen countless lives.
Firehawk went around in the pool of fire and floated in it for a while, then jumped out unharmed. "Fire immunity can be fun..." Then Mr. Weight fell on him. "ouch."
He would later reappear on top of a tree.
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Post by Taylor on Jun 29, 2004 20:40:02 GMT -5
Sailor Moon ^>^ luved the little moogles! "OOO!!!!! THEYSA BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She then reliezed that Rayan was about to battle KirbyKurai "O.O OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A BATTLE!!! LOG IN!!" And then sailor moon zoomed through a cord and into a big bubble areana and apeared as....Stephanie?
"OK WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!! SOME ONES GONA GET KILLED IN A SECOND!!ooo like the nerdy husband Woody!"
Then four curtains went around her and lifted revieling her in a referie outfit. Wit a kewl hat!! AND A WISTLE THATS GOLD WITH JEWELS ON THE SIDE LIKE THE ONE I USED TO HAVE!!! I probably still have it ^>^.
*WISTLE*
"LET THIS BATTLE BIGGIN!!"
Stephanie waved a red flag signaling the start of the battle!
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 30, 2004 10:18:35 GMT -5
Mint whisped around with her translucent body and then yawned.
"im tired.." She then curled up in a spiritual ball. (japanese spiirit like XD) and took a nap.
"-.-;;"
Kurai then looked at a button near the battle areana thingy. he then held his chin.
"HHHHHmmmmmmmmmm"
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
"hmmmmmmmmm...."
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Post by Kruck on Jun 30, 2004 18:08:45 GMT -5
(Omg that face of paynes is scary.) kruck was confused that the pretty little field with grass was transforming into a battlefield of net battle players. "  transformers....and they never worked when i bought some...." right now kruck was angered and saddeddend. which is even worse then saddened and then x 2 then +8=y. "Wait its summer....why am i doing math?" then suddenly three smileys appeared right in front of him. ;D was one and the other two wree   . "Hi we are smileys hello." is what they said. kruck immediatly handed the give me beer to rayan and the i'm with stupid to kuraigekkou who was also kirby and mint all at the same time or some crap. Then he jumped on top of the rock on to watch the battle which was either offline or online or maybe just both at the same time. |
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 30, 2004 18:58:26 GMT -5
"Eh...actually, I was just IN a net battle pose...I actually meant NERD battle...but nevermind! Net battle it is!" Rayan pulled out the cord to his PET and slowly drew it near the jack-in port. "Jack-in, Geno.exe, execute!" But before he could send his awesome navi from SMRPG, something very unexpected happened. Rayan jumped a bit when he saw his sailor scout surge through his PET cord into the virtual battle arena. "AGH! Wha...what?!" Rayan stammered, "I didn't want to battle using HER!" He looked again to see her as Stephanie and not Taylor as Sailor Moon even tho they are the same basically -.-;;...and in a referee outfit. Then Rayan realized what was goin on. "Oooooooooohh...u just refereeing! I got ya!" Rayan said. Then Kruck also gave him the give me beer smiley. Rayan looked down at his PET with Geno in it, and smiled deviously. "I get to sooooooooooooo kick butt," he said. "Okay! Time for your navi to get deleted, Kurai! Jack-in, Geno! Execute!" Rayan jacked the plug in, and his navi appeared in a flash of lightning. It was Geno: he had curly felt hair, emotionless brown eyes, and a stylish blue cape. His body was made of wood; after all, Geno was a living doll. He slowly looked about at his surroundings. When he saw his opponent, cute lil' Mint, he simply shook his head. "Rayan," he said, "Kurai's navi is asleep. On top of that, she's a girl. You really don't think I'm as dishonorable as you are, do you?" Geno asked challengingly. Rayan looked and saw that it was so. "Can it! It's not my fault he sends his daughter in to fight! Besides, she's a spirit, just like you in your true form! Now quite arguing and let's battle!" Geno shook his head again and replied, "...Very well...however, I shall allow her to make the first move." He stood where he was, and made no movement towards Mint. Rayan felt like smashing something. So he grabbed a picture of Orlando Bloom out of the gutter and ripped it into 12,000 pieces using a screwdriver. He then smiled deviously afterwards. "HEH...I feel much better now..." Rayan said, now back in control of his brian again from his insanity. "Your move, Kurai...my navi is letting you attack first, since you really don't stand a chance," he challenged, very much in the competitive spirit. "I mean, c'mon, what loser sends his own daughter to fight for him? I think you should bleed your own blood..."  |
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 30, 2004 21:37:35 GMT -5
Kurai looked at the confettied Orlando Bloom. He then slowly looked at the ground and shuddered with anger. he dipped his head down and his body shook he then slowly looked at DP.
"nobody... makes me bleed mai own blood. NOBODY!!!"
((in the chatroom so thats all for now))
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Post by Taylor on Jun 30, 2004 23:47:40 GMT -5
Stephanie was waiting for the battle to beggin. "I've gotta go do dishes!" And a floating sink with dishwashing soap appeared next to a dishwasher behind her. "HEY! You're suppose to be in front of me!! SEE IF I EVER WASH THE CAT'S BOWL AGAIN!!!!!! " |
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