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Post by Mellira/Ilyra on Jul 1, 2004 23:30:08 GMT -5
Sheen wake up with fuzzy head. Sheen head hurt. Sheen think fuzzy. Sheen look for fuzzy cause. See shiny. See shiny explode. Shiny gold. Sheen go to shiny. Sheen touch shiny. Sheen fly! Fly Sheen Fly! Sheen black out again. Pocket mouse fur no white more. Pocket mouse fur black.
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Post by Firehawk on Jul 3, 2004 2:06:30 GMT -5
Firehawk once again stood observing the craziness. This proved boring to him, however, and he began to walk in circles. Then in squares. Then jumped around in a pattern of a cube. Binak ran at Firehawk, yet he failed to catch the leaping half phoenix. (Yes, this IS his actual race. ) Binak gave up and conjured up a training dummy, which he promptly sliced in two. Firehawk got dizzy and fell over with swirly eyes.
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Post by Auron on Jul 6, 2004 14:50:37 GMT -5
(sorry me late, me busy at lake again)
Having seen the netbattle arena, Auron was sad he didnt have a net thingy. "I WANT TO PLAY"
In his random rage, he tossed a few EMP grenades at the arena, and it went BZZZZ, and ZZZZZAAAP, then it blew up. "Oops..." He looks around, then hides in a metal tree.
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Post by RayanStiger on Jul 6, 2004 20:29:39 GMT -5
Rayan sneered at his pathetic opponent Kurai until that moron Auron threw grenades at his net battle arena. "NO YOU FOOL!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he shouted. But it was too late; the arena image blew up and the projector lights shattered sending glass everywhere. Rayan looked at Auron with a scowl.
"SC. REW. U. A. LOT."
But then, lo and behold! The projector lights magically respawned!
"YAY! Now the battlefield image is back up!" Rayan said, squinted his eyes and pumping his fist victoriously. "Okay, now that I can see what Geno and Mint are doing...let's get this thing started!"
Geno shook his head once again. "I'm sorry, but I already promised to allow her to make the first move."
Rayan began to get ticked. "What...the...heck. Just delete her dang it! Kurai is too stupid to attack first! You have to make the first move!"
Geno sighed slightly. "Is this what you wish for?"
"Yes! I wish she would wake up so we could start the fight dang it!" Rayan shouted.
"Very well..." With that, Geno extended his arms upwards. A small, lone star began to fall gently down, until it landed upon Mint softly, waking her. "The Star Road has granted your wish," Geno said, as Rayan watched in disbelief at the now-awake Mint.
"...Well...that's cool..." he breathed. "Now maybe she can attack?"
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Post by Auron on Jul 8, 2004 9:41:20 GMT -5
Auron looked at the now repaired arena. He then saw a large star fall on the thingy in there that was asleep.
"Hey, when that thing blew up, it was like fireworks. I LOVE FIREWORKS!!"
So, he tosses more EMP grenades at the arena, and watched it blow up again. BZZZZZZZZ, ZAP, BZZZZZ, ZZZZZZZZZAP, BOOM.
"YAY, fireworks."
Then, a magic pig flew down, and Auron climbed on it like a horse and flew around on it.
"Wheeeeee!!!"
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Post by Taylor on Jul 8, 2004 14:45:56 GMT -5
"STOP BLOWING ME UP!!!!" Stephanie shouted in anger. She pulled out a big penutbutter fish and ran after Auron and the pig.
"YOU STUPID DORK!! COME BACK HERE!!! Then she held the fish like a gun. She pulled part of it back and then put it forward. *bing bing* Then hard jelly blobs shot out of the peanut butter fish's mouth at Auron.
"DONT RUIN THE AREANA EVER AGAIN UNLESS YOUR BATTLING!!!"
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jul 9, 2004 14:29:59 GMT -5
Mint totally unaware of the gernades flying about yawned and rubbed her eyes as she stood up.
"hmm? OOO A DOLL HOW CUTE!!!" and she leaped up and suddenly data stream lines surronded geno. it captured him and then turned into a ball around him. but instead of hurting geno it just whisped away revailing geno in a skirt with make up.
"LETS HAVE A TEA PARTY!"
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Post by RayanStiger on Jul 12, 2004 0:11:06 GMT -5
Rayan's mouth was agape as he saw his omni-powerful doll get his spiffy blue cape of awesomeness replaced by...a skirt?!
"Geno! What the heck is goin' on?" Rayan shouted, a desperate sweat bead running down the side of his face like in all animes.
Geno's eyes had been closed during the transformation process. Slowly, he opened his eyes, and saw what he was wearing. "..........." Geno shook his head. "...This was not what I intended..."
Geno very obviously did not like being in a skirt, but he was being a good sport about it. Kids loved playing with him, and besides this couldn't be too much worse than playing with Gaz who blows things up and knocks over lamps and generally destroys things on accident. However, Geno looked at his reflection on the shiny battle dome floor. He froze. After about twenty seconds, he looked back up at Mint.
"MAKEUP?!" he said, not shouting at her or being mean in any way, but still quite firm. "Do you have any idea how hard it will be to get this makeup off my wooden frame? It was hard enough even taking on this physical form in the first place! This is a fine mess..." Geno said, shaking his head once again. He sighed, and then said, "Well, I suppose a tea party would be fine. However, I do not require consumable data..."
Rayan slapped his head. "GREAT. She gave him MAKE UP. GOSH your navi is annoying, Kurai...this is SUPPOSED to be a BATTLE!!! Or does the idea of crumpets and tea sound better to you?"
At that, the moogles all said, "Kupo!!!" all at once, and transferred themselves inside the dome using their spiffy moogle powers. They began to flock and cuddle around Mint, for she was very cute, and they were also hoping that she had with all that tea some kupo nuts for them.
"...This is beyond horrific..." Rayan muttered.
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Post by Auron on Jul 12, 2004 19:01:48 GMT -5
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Auron flew round and round on the flying pig, then, he noticed peanut butter flying at him. "Mmmmm, peanut butter", so he opened his mouth wide and ate it all. He then said in a Jerry Lewis voice, "Yum, thank you nice lady"
He then heard what she said, "If i knew how i would get a battle guy, but i dont know how." (really, the navi profile thing is confusing)
Hey, mabye if i blow the arena up again, she'll shoot more peanut butter!
Auron searches his pockets, but he is out of EMP grenades. "Aw damn it...wait, ill just use these roman candles." So he lights 5 roman candles, rides down closer to the arena on the pig, and shoots the arena, and it blows up again. It of course repairs it self again. "O well, at least it was a cool fireworks show."
He then stood there, waiting for more peanut butter. "Hey, what ever happened to that wierd Zagur guy?"
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Post by Taylor on Jul 13, 2004 15:04:57 GMT -5
Stephanie narrowed her eyes in anger at the stupid boy who didn't read posts well. Her hard jelly blobs had transformed into peanut butter which the person or w/e had eaten.
She pulled out a huge trumpet bigger than her out of her back pocket. She blowed into in and then screamed.
ATTACK!!!!!!
Right away the moogles waved goodbye to their friend mint and swarmed Auron. They flew around him and his flying thing and tackled him, tickled him. And one taped a grenade to Auron's back.
"Heh heh heh." Stephanie looked quite evil.
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jul 13, 2004 16:50:04 GMT -5
Mint was a bit disguisted at the moogles crowding around her but then she squeled with delight as she saw their Voilent antics.
"HOWWw CUTE!!!" She yelled.
Kurai on the other hand was busy looking at Sheen dancing quite horribly flapping her arms around like an idiot. Kurai who was half drunk himself struggled to focus his eyes.
"ehhh look at that dancing bannana..."
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Post by Auron on Jul 13, 2004 17:47:15 GMT -5
Auron was extremely drunk from drinking the entire lake of wine, so he saw the jelly wads as peanut butter, and they were magically turned into peanut butter.
He then saw the flying Moogles, but in his drunken state, he saw them as, " YAY, FLYING GIR DOLLS!!"
Then he noticed the grenade on his back, but he saw it as an egg.
"Eww, rotten green egg" *rips grenade off* "You can have it back" He tosses it at the Moogles, but misses terribly and it falls and explodes on the arena again.
"Oops..."
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Post by Firehawk on Jul 13, 2004 23:31:32 GMT -5
"And I thought I was insane..." Firehawk looked over at the arena and saw Rayan and Kurai, and their Navis. "Geno. Such an awesome choice... Wait a minute..." Firehawk heard Binak walk up behind him again.
"I'm tired of you. I want you dead, remember."
Firehawk looked back and immediately drew his dagger. "If you ever threaten me like that around here again, I'll make sure you get stuck with... hmm..." Firehawk thought for a moment. "You can get stuck with... this person for the rest of your life." He conjured up a person that ran over to Binak with a crazy look in his eye. "HEY YOU LET'S GO OVER THERE AND DO SOME STUFF THEN WE CAN GO DO MORE STUFF AND THINGS AND *gack*"
"I'm getting the hell out of here... That was the weirdest thing you've ever done, Sentarl. And I swear, if you stick me with this freak," he motioned at the person in his grasp, "you will find yourself in this situation."
"Quit being so serious and just go... Nut."
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Post by Auron on Jul 14, 2004 11:53:06 GMT -5
In his still extreme drunken state, it took Auron 10 minutes to feel the pain from ripping te tape that was holding the grenade.
"Oww, that stings. Its gonna leave a mark."
He then looked over at Firehawk and his friends. "You guys need to loosen up. We are supposed to act funny and spontaneous, not serious like that. Get some randomness. Here, lemme help." So he tosses a bunch of dancing/exploding Gir dolls at Firehawk.
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Post by Onikas on Jul 22, 2004 14:16:10 GMT -5
*smiles underneath helmet*
"oh, boy an idiot with no brains getting drunk, now this is something i haven't seen recently" Yoeekia said to himself as his jetpack landed near Auron.
"highya, i'm here to netbattle... Sike, i'm looking for someone to spar with" Onikas said looking at the Net freaks staring in front of the screen.
*draws pistol*
*sets to very noisy and fires at the ground*
"I SAID I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO FIGHT WITH" Onikas fumed using his ID scanner to check who was there.
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