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Post by Auron on Jul 22, 2004 16:28:27 GMT -5
Auron saw the asshole that just came and became his serious self once again.
He wants a fight huh, well I'll give him one
So Auron comes up behind the jerk, and draws Masaume.
He calls me brainless? Doesnt he know, never turn your back on a man with a sword
Auron raises Masaume and then brings it down with incredible force, straight for Yoeekias head.
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Post by Taylor on Jul 22, 2004 17:36:47 GMT -5
Stephanie looked boredly over at the two conflicting characters.
"You're both stupid. One gets drunk and the other gave away that he is another character eventhough he said it was suppose to be a secret." She looked at her manicured nails. "Not that I care."
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Post by Firehawk on Jul 22, 2004 20:02:46 GMT -5
With Binak gone, Firehawk walked over to the tree again and fell asleep. For 5 seconds. He leapt up and looked around, then looked up at the tree. The tree that wasn't a tree, it was some sort of golem thing. "..." Firehawk looked down and the "tree" burst into flames, then he simply sat down and slept again, saying random things that made no sense.
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Post by RayanStiger on Jul 22, 2004 21:03:07 GMT -5
Rayan turned indignantly towards the stupid wanna-be-powerful dork. "I am NOT a net freak! I'll have you know I haven't played MMBN 3 for weeks! ...Grrrr...That does it I'm pissed! Geno! Time to make him suffer! Matrix power tap!" Rayan shouted to his navi. Geno nodded. "Very well. First, I must transform back to my normal form..." With a nice whooshy sound, Geno had his coolness back with his spiffy blue cape and no more makeup on anymore. He looked over at Mint and said, "I'm sorry, but our battle must be postponed. I have...other priorities." He bowed, and then he began to pixilize until he vanished. Then he slowly took form in the physical realm. Geno looked around. There was the dork over there, then Firehawk babbling by the flaming golem...and a dark figure off in the distance. Geno turned towards the dork again. "I apologize for any pain you experience. I hope being split in two does not inconvenience you too much." Geno raised his hands up in the air and they began to glow. Suddenly, he thrust his hand out towards Yoeekia and a bright, glowing yellow diskus shot towards him like a slashing salvo of death. It cut through him despite all his crappy neuro link armor or whatever the crap it's called that is supposed to be invincible, and a large "crack" was heard. The numbers 9999 appeared over him, and he instantly split apart into multiple colored stars. Rayan pumped his fist vigorously. "YEAH! TAKE THAT YOU HOOSER!!! Firehawk was right...Geno 0wnz j00! And that wasn't powerplaying cuz this is chibi land number one and number two your stupid armor being invincible and crap IS powerplaying, so I'm justified! You don't see me having any invincible defenses and crap! And besides you are a dorky fanboy!" Geno merely folded his arms and nodded. And then Super Mario RPG victory music suddenly started playing. [ www.classicgaming.com/sotss/midis/smrpg/battleover.mid ] And all the moogles danced around and ate the stars which were the remains of Yoeekia and were all happy because somehow they tasted just like kupo nuts. (remember the infinite respawning rule) "Whoo hoo Geno rules! Say...I dunno where Zagur went...huh...it's funny how it changes like that," Rayan said to himself after somebody mentioned him. Then he noticed that Auron had accidentally been severed by the Geno Whirl along with Yoeekia. "...Oops...sorry dude! You shouldn't have stood right behind him while Geno slayed him! Even tho you were trying to slash him too... um anybody got a bandaid?" Geno shook his head. "Perhaps you should wish for him to be healed..." "Oh, yeah I guess that works," Rayan said. "Um...I wish for...that...dude over there...to be healed!" he shouted. Then sparkily star dust began to twinkle over Auron's remains and he went whoosh and yay! He was healedly! "YAY UR BACK NOW GIMME SOME BOOZE!!!" Rayan shouted joyously.
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Post by Taylor on Jul 23, 2004 0:10:33 GMT -5
"I need water." Stephanie said as she plopped down into an indian sitting poistion. "Or gatorade. And both. Or its both? Hu? And give me dinner?!!! I NEED TO EAT DINNER I AM SICK OF EATING NO DINNER OR LUNCH OR HAVING DINNER AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!" Then she closed her eyes and smiled contently "Luckly we have no summer school tomarrow. AND I have a 98.3!" She did a victory sign with her fingers and then wipped out her caculator to determin her grade with the factoring in of the exam that counts for 25%. "I hate math -.-"
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Post by Auron on Jul 26, 2004 22:28:32 GMT -5
(i didnt know we could just kill ppl without waiting here. SWEET!!) After being sliced in 2, Auron did a eye squint at Rayan "I hate you." then, after falling to the floor, was magically, but disturbingly, healed. "Uggg, that felt like...like...well, being glued back together. Thanks, but I'm still gonna get back at you for not only chopping me in half, BUT TAKING MY KILL AS WELL DAMMIT, HE WAS MINE TO KILL!!!" Auron heard Stephanie asking for food, so Auron pull one of the extra Stouffers he had from the iant microwave in his butt. "Here you go, its salsbury steak and mac and cheese. Oh, and bout the math...never mind, your the one who shot jelly wads at me, ha now you will suffer from maths evilness. Muahahahahaha, now to go back to my drunken state since the jerksm gone." So Auron closed his eyes, then opened them again and stuck his tounge out . Now then, what o what shall I do about Rayan and Geno?
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Post by Taylor on Jul 26, 2004 23:11:14 GMT -5
Stephanie held the stoffurs pizza between her thumb and index finger and then dropped it in disgust and shook from the uckyness. "Are you telling me to be drunk? WHY I NEVER! Ew. I sound like some british person in a play."
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Post by Onikas on Aug 6, 2004 17:16:24 GMT -5
"OMG! ur right!" Onikas said as he entered and looked at a pic of Johnny Depp on the wall and pulled out his blaster, "die, ugly!" he said as he shot two big holes in his eyes, and then sat down on a couch and took off his helmet, his red hair flipped out...
"hey! could someone give me a hair-cut i'm sick and tired of ppl thinking i look like a friggin chick" he said as he started polishing his laser-swords and then picked up a magazine and started reading it...
"dang it! they still dunt say when FE for GC is coming out!" he said as he started looking through the Nintendo Power Magazine and then looked around for someone who could cut his hair...
"hmm, can you cut hair, Steph?" he said looking at stephanie funny.
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Post by Auron on Aug 9, 2004 17:35:38 GMT -5
Auron heard the guy ask for a hair cut, and could happily ablidge.
"Ok, I'll make it so nobody will recognize you."
Auron then swung Masamune through Onika's scalp, completely scalping him.
"Oops...sorry...a little too much off the top...it'll grow back...I think..."
Auron then walked away, then slipped behind a tree.
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Post by Firehawk on Aug 10, 2004 0:04:28 GMT -5
Firehawk looked over at Auron walking away, knowing Onikas would be pissed off. So, to be helpful, Firehawk walked slowly over to Auron and grabbed his shirt, dragging him over to Onikas.
"I'm sure you want him, am I right? Do what you wish."
Firehawk then dropped Auron and sat down, getting ready to watch what would happen.
OOC: Mwehehe.
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Post by Auron on Aug 10, 2004 21:15:09 GMT -5
Auron didnt understand why Firehawk was dragging him back to Onikas, talking to the dead body that was Onikas.
"You do realize that hes dead, right? Well, since you are here..."
Auron then pulled out a giant lightning hammer, and pummeled Firehawk into the ground.
"Yay, happy phoenix pancake!"
Auron then poured kerosene on Firehawk, thinking it was syrup, and put a sparkler on the pancake body.
"Yay, happy sparkley phoenix pancakes!"
Then, Firehawk blew up in Aurons face.
"Awwww, pancake go kablooey...ooo well."
He then went on with his crazy drunken randomness.
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 11, 2004 12:56:41 GMT -5
(yay chibi land is back!) DP stared at Auron blankly as he sliced off the dork's hair and then exploded Firehawk. But then DP noticed something. "Dude...he's a friggin' phoenix. He's impervious to flames, you dolt. Stupid drunk...taking the booze that rightfully belongs to me! I even revived you after killing you and you give me NO BOOZE?! Geno! Set things straight again!" DP commanded, pointing towards Auron in a dramatic anime pose or something. Geno shook his head. "He doesn't need to be destroyed. He needs solitary confinement." DP scratched his chin. "Hmmm...I guess you're right. I just wish he'd stop STEALING ALL MY BOOZE!!!" Geno outstretched an arm towards Auron and his arm opened up into a gun. It began to glow a bright yellow color and emerge into a dome of light. "FIRE BOOZE RETRIEVAL CANNON!!!" DP shouted. Geno let loose his powerful beam (which DP had customized onto him for getting booze of course ) and it blasted through Auron. Instead of hurting him or blowing him up or anything, it sucked all the booze bottles on his person from his clothes and drew them like magnets to Geno's gun. A pile of booze bottles soon collected at his feet. Slowly, Geno's beam began to deteriorate, until it was completely dissipated. "YAY! MAH BOOZE IS BACK!!!" DP shouted gleefully. He ran over and picked up the booze and hugged it. "Mmm I luv u booze. I will hug you and squeeze you my little booze bottle. I will chug you and love you until you run dry." DP then chugged a bottle of booze in ten seconds (ten whole seconds so that he could enjoy it more) and then smiled happily. "Ah my beloved booze. I won't get drunk on you like Auron does. No, no. That would be a waste. I would rather just booze with you once or thrice a day until you're alllllllllllllll gone. Well, guess I'm done for now." DP chucked the empty booze bottle behind him, which fortunately or unfortunately (depending on your perspective) smashed Auron in the head. A "Cha-ching!" noise sounded from somewhere. "HEY!" DP said, "That's SULVRIN'S sound! That's like, copyrighted or something! Who made me have his sound? I'll not quarter some punk framing me for stealing Sulvrin's kill counter sound!" he ranted. Geno meanwhile walked over to Firehawk. "I see that you recognize who I am. Where did you learn of me?" he asked, genuinely interested in Firehawk. "There are few who know of...my true identity."
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Post by Auron on Aug 11, 2004 16:19:25 GMT -5
Auron heard all the strange half drunk half insanity things DP said (i thought you were rayan, not DP? that or zagur, where is zagur neways?)
"First, I knew he wouldnt be hurt by blowing up, hes already dead from being bashed into pancakes. Second, thats not booze, thats my special 'go kablooie' syrup, in booze bottles. Third, I got drunk off sake and wine, not booze."
Auron then remembered what DP did to him before, and now, hitting him on the head with a booze bottle, which didnt kill him, but left an anime like bump on his head. So, Auron got revenge by forcing some T.N.T down DP's throat, and watched DP go *kablooie*.
"Yay, more fireworks, lets have more buzz buzz grenades!"
So, Auron tossed abut 40 EMP grenades all over. Each one exploded in crazy electricityness.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 11, 2004 18:45:36 GMT -5
Stephanie leaned back and watched the fireworks from her spot. Which luckily was gross proof and no uckyness could bare to get there.
*YAWN!*
"I hate senior pictures. Stupid people making a photo date for me WITHOUT MY CONSULTATION!" She sat up and pounded her fist into her hand. "STUPID PHOTO PEOPLE!! DON'T THEY KNOW I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY!! HAVEN'T THEY EVER HAD TO SHOP FOR A DRESS?!! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT TAKES MORE THAN A WEEK!!!!!?"
She fell backwords and went to sleep dreaming of non-school related topics.
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Post by Firehawk on Aug 11, 2004 20:21:00 GMT -5
"You're correct, I am totally immune to flame. Obviously you don't pay attention very well. And being a phoenix means revival is one of my specialties."
Firehawk looked over at Geno, and said "It has been a long time since I've even heard any word of the Star Road, but at one point it was common knowledge where I'm from. I seem to remember word getting out about your exploits..."
He then realized what Auron had said. "It's obvious you are mad. So, let me... fix that. I hope." Firehawk took out a small bomb like object and gave it to Auron. "Hold this for me just a bit." Firehawk's hands glowed and a force field surrounded Auron. "NOW MY BOMB, DETONATE!" (OOC: DUNDUNDUN... return of Demented Cartoon Movie goodness!)
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
As the force field was around Auron, 1. he could not escape, 2. the explosion was contained, and 3. it was concentrated on Auron.
"I love that bomb."
(Aw come on, no explody smilie anymore... dang it...)
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