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Post by Auron on Aug 11, 2004 21:37:00 GMT -5
Auron looked at the red bomb (i can say what color it is since you didnt) and, in his drunken/crazy/random state, he said, "Yum, big giant hissing cherry!" and ate it in one big bite. "Mmmmm, tasty." It then exploded in his stomach, which just did that cartoon thing where his stomach got huge, then back to normal, with smoke coming out his ears and mouth, otherwise unharmed.
"Zesty too. Nice cherry. Do you hae any more? I'm still hungry." Auron then sliced through the force field with Masaume easily. "What was that for? Was it raining and you were just being a good boy scout or what?"
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Post by Taylor on Aug 11, 2004 21:52:49 GMT -5
"Bishie! Pretty boy Ky!" Stephanie woke up and shouted for Kurai who was temperarilly uhh doing something else. Then she fell to the side.
"ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Yay! I'm not board in my dreams!!"
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Post by Firehawk on Aug 11, 2004 22:54:41 GMT -5
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 11, 2004 23:09:23 GMT -5
(oh yeah Rayan. Sorry. Used to DP from violence thread ^^;; )
Geno continued to stare at Firehawk intently as he listened to him. "Hmm...so there are some who have heard of me? Well, I suppose I can't blame Gaz for spreading the word about me. The Star Road...as you probably know, Mario helped me to fix it again and defeat Smithy. However...a new problem has arisen. As you know, the purpose of the Star Road is to grant wishes to those in this...earthly realm. However, it seems that of late, dark stars have fallen from the Star Road, meaning that it is likely that evil wishes are being fulfilled, which could mean catastrophe. Usually, we filter out any wish that is meant to bring harm to another person, but it appears that this is no longer the case...I have been sent to investigate the cause and effects of these 'dark stars.' So far, I've little support in my mission," Geno informed him. (wow oh my gosh that's some freaking long plot line in a non serious rp board)
Meanwhile...
Rayan exploded, but didn't really die. Just had his eyes bulge out of his head about 20 feet and then snap back in his head. He rubbed his eyes and then yelled, "Ow! You moron! That hurt! I was nice to you before! Why are you being mean?! I dunt like you...And hey where is Zagur anyways? You keep asking that quesition but he hasn't shown up!"
Then Rayan looked over at Auron again, and froze. "Um...um, dude? I think he's...um...ah, nevermind..."
A clicking noise sounded, and then a great whoosh as Zagur swung Medraeigus at Auron with unprecedented power. It sledged him clean in two, sending the top part of his body sailing gracefully and bloodily through the air. Zagur returned his sword to the strap on his shoulder and looked at Auron's corpse firmly.
"I see that it takes true power to cause a fool to die," he said.
Rayan sorta sweatdropped and said, "Yeah...well hey he did take a long time to die, didn't he? ^^;; " Then he looked over at Steph who was saying things in her sleep. "Heh...'Bishie! Pretty boy Ky!' That darn Ky. Why do all the chicks like him? He isn't even interested. Why can't they like me, dang it? Why?...WHY?!" Rayan shouted as he shook his fist up at the sky. Lighting crashed down 5 feet behind him for special effect. Rayan smirked and said, "Heh...perfect timing. Even though that's sorta copying Kurai and Matt combined, it's all good."
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Post by Auron on Aug 12, 2004 0:16:00 GMT -5
Auron came out from behind the tree finally, only to see the geek who follows him around, and dresses, acts, and talks like him, and using his name, sliced in 2 by Zagur. "Finally, I dont have t be followed by that geek anymore." He said that all with bits of corn in his mouth.
"Corn good, corn yummy."
Then he realized that it wasnt corn he ate, but a can of refried beans. "Uh oh, beans always give me gas...what makes them refried anyways?"
Then his stomach began to make noise, and he keeled over from the pain, butt pointed at the group of people, and let out a loud, nasty, smelly fart. "Ahhh, that feels better...oops...sorry guys...just dont breath." A bunch of birds fell from the sky, and a jet plane landed on the group of people.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 12, 2004 1:03:09 GMT -5
"I am so glad I am asleep." Stephanie (I started to type Rene, oddly, that isnt the first time that's happened) said with a happy smile as she continued to smile and dream about a friend coming back so she could finally talk to someone about stuff. Not that she hadnt already been talking to people. Uhh YAH!
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Post by Auron on Aug 12, 2004 20:22:41 GMT -5
Auron, wearing a WW2 gas mask, walked into the smelly fog, dead birds and other animals everywhere, to see the damage.
"Damn, that was one nasty fart."
He then noticed Stephanie asleep by the tree, and wondered whether she was dead or just asleep.
"Only one way to find out." So Auron grabed a sharp pointy sticky and jabbed Stephanie repeatedly. "Hehe, this is always fun."
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Post by Taylor on Aug 12, 2004 21:27:11 GMT -5
Stephanie turned onto her other side. "Ah! I didn't want a tattoo! I wanted to go hoooome! Oh, this is a temperary tattoo? Oh! Okay!" She smiled again.
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 12, 2004 22:51:15 GMT -5
Rayan flinched in shock at the sight of Auron stabbing the chick. His eyes narrowed, his teeth grit, and his fists clenched. Rayan whipped out his dual MEG plasma autorifles, spinning them around, and them aiming them at Auron. He squeezed down the trigger, and two large, powerful blue rail beams shot out with incredible power and speed. Rayan was knocked back from the recoil; when he looked up, he saw the beam beginning to dissipate, with a crater where Auron had been standing and the smoking remains of part of his body and his mask. Rayan smirked to himself, spun his guns a few times for good measure, and returned them to their straps on his legs.
"Heh...that'll teach you to stab girls. Even if they like Ky and not me," he said to Auron, who was now (supposedly at least) a corpse.
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Post by Taylor on Aug 12, 2004 23:50:17 GMT -5
Stephanie woke up from her little nap.
"Why is everyone waking me uuup?" She whined. Then she moaned in disgust. "Why does that guy keep dying? Cant he just die and get it over with? Much less pain you would think. Cept. Christians dont feel pain." She pulled out her Bible and began to flip through it. "OOO Mana."
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 0:48:45 GMT -5
Rayan blinked. "Bible? Mana? ...I get it!" Rayan took out a Bible in one hand and a collection of SNES games with mana in them (such as ToP, Seisen Densetsu 2, etc.) in the other.
"Bible, mana! Bible, mana!" he said, looking back and forth between the Bible and mana. "Bible...mana! Whee! I could do this all day! Bible..."
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 0:55:30 GMT -5
*Blink* *blink*
"Bible, mana?" Stephanie looked from one of the games to the Bible in her hand. "HEY! This isn't a Bible! This is a..." She closed the book and looked at its front and then held it up and examined its spin with one of her eyes squinting. "Huh. Must be one of those Bibles made before Microsoft Word with spell check came out." She shrugged and the Bible grew wings and flew away to a church.
"So, what are we gonna do now? When do I get to battle someone other than Auron?"
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 1:14:20 GMT -5
"Microsoft...EVIL!!!" Rayan blurted out upon hearing the industry's name. "EEEEVIIIILLLL. KILL the EEEEEEEEVILLLLL...KILL!""
Rayan whipped his guns back out and blasted a nearby XBox to scrap. "DIE YOU ACCURSED VILE DEMONIC GREEN BOX!!!" he shouted while blasting away. Then once it was completely, utterly destroyed, Geno walked over to him.
"That may very well have been a dark star in physical form..." he said. Of course, being an SNES character, Microsoft was very evil. Rayan nodded in agreement.
"Let's go torch Bill Gates' sorry ass," Rayan said with a devious smirk on his face. Geno nodded back.
"However...perhaps it would be better if we dealt with the situation at hand?" Geno suggested. Rayan looked at him blankly and then said, "Oh, right. Forgot one thing." He picked up a friggin' humongous XBox controller made for people as big as ogres and blasted it apart too.
"There. Much better," Rayan said satisfactorily.
Geno meanwhile was walking towards Steph. "Excuse me...but if you wish for a battle, I'm certain there are many more dark stars around for you to battle," he said, having heard her desire to fight peoples.
"Yeah," Rayan added, "like...DORK BOY!!!" He pointed towards that Onikas guy. "KILL THE EVIL!!!" Rayan began blasting away at the dork dude. "Steph, Rene, whoever! Start blasting or whatever you do! Evil must be destroyed! Or in this case, stupidity! Which is just as bad as evil!"
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 1:32:12 GMT -5
"Heh heh heh" Steph stuck out her tounge a bit as she reached behind her back and pulled out an evil forsaaaken awulful weapon that was ful of awe. Hmm maybe it is even ommipresnt! "No." Stephanie said to the Stephanie that is typing.
Then both Stephanies combined into one and hopped over to Onikus boy. She crouched with one arm still reaching over her back. A devious smirk laughed on her face. "You're gonna die little boy." And out she pulled.....
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"OH COME ON ALREADY!" An announcer's voice said over the speaker. "OH NO! ITS THE FUNNY FARM PEOPLE!!" Terror struck on to her face. Then it slide down into a frighting glare of immense knowledge for she had brewed an first class plan. Not like 3rd class on a airplane where you are always srunched together and by the smelley bathroom or the engine and have no view cus of the wing. And they give you REALLY STINKY TINY PILLOWS AND BLANKETS THAT NO ONE WOULD BEABLE TO USE UNLESS YOU'RE A NEW BORN BABY!
STEPHANIE PULLED OUT FROM BEHIND HER BACK...DANIEL PAYNE!!! *GASP* *GASP!* GAAAAAAASP!* ::everyone falls over and faints from gasping so much. ::
Stephanie crawled up from falling over. (she's too full of rage to faint like a maiden) "THAT'S RIGHT! I'VE GOT DP! And there aint nothin you can do about it! NNNN! ::sticking tounge taunting::" Stephanie held DP by the ankles and pointed him up at the funny farm people.
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Post by Firehawk on Aug 13, 2004 1:39:30 GMT -5
"Ah yes, those. I remember those now. Damn evil things." Firehawk opened up a small pocket dimension and out fell a pile of XBoxes. "... they multiplied..." He then took out a flamethrower and aimed. "BURN YOU STUPID THINGS BURN ALIVE GARRRRRRR HAAAAAA!"
He then sat down and fell asleep for no reason.
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