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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 1:45:30 GMT -5
Rayan's eyes dialated at the site of the horrific nerd. "Oh...gosh..." he uttered, and then promptly fell to the ground. Zagur glared at him. "Weakling." DP grinned mischieviously at the funny farm people. "BWA HA HA!!! You shall come to ph33r my nerd supremacy!! I think...I'll torture you all...with a song!" DP then cleared his throat and sang, "They're going to take me away, ha ha, they're going to take me away, oho, hee hee, ha ha, to the funny farm! Where life is BEAUTIFUL ALL the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're going to take me away ha ha!" ( I love that song. IT's like my theme song or something.) The funny farm people blinked at him. And then they said, "That's the famous escapee who got away several years ago! Number 23805 and 1/4th! Nab 'im!" Then they started running towards DP and Steph fast. But DP smiled and said, "I'm not going back! Time to suffer!" DP whipped out an SNES controller and whipped them with the cord. The plug in part really hurt too. Soon they were all lying on the ground unconscious with little Marios and Yoshis dancing around their heads. "Ha ha! There, how ya like that, Steph chick?" DP said confidently to the one who summoned him. "Can I have some sort of reward for this? Like say, maybe Rikku?" Meanwhile Zagur had been observing his battle the whole time. He looked at DP and said to himself, "That was almost impressive." Rayan was still .
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 1:53:42 GMT -5
Stephanie dropped DP "No you can not have Rikku!" She said with her nose turned up the other way and her hands on her hips. "You get mini mouse!"
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 2:04:17 GMT -5
DP looked at Steph with a blank stare. After several moments, he said, "N...no Rikku? No? No?! No Rikku? NO?! NO?? RIKKU!??" DP's lip began to quiver. "U r so mean...I'm going through withdrawal...I need a hug!" he said, tears spurting from his eyes anime style of course. He hugged Steph because she was the closest person and cried into her while leaning his head on her shoulder.
"WAAAAAAH...No Rikku! NO RIKKU?! Rikku, no? NO?!" he said, his voice becoming more and more frantic. Then suddenly he stopped crying, and perked up and looked at her again with a strange look on his face.
"Um...why did you have me behind your back? O.o;; " DP asked her. He sweat dropped massively. "Ooooh...um...That's...oooh...Well that's groovy, daddio," DP said. He grinned and then gave her a thumbs up.
"So like um, now that I beat those funny farm guys...now what do we do? And I still haven't gotten my reward!" DP said to her. "I don't just infest everything with my nerd supremacy for free, ya know! Well...okay maybe I do when I feel like it...but I want something outta this! Like...preferably a hot chick..."
DP began to rub his hands together deviously. "Heh heh heh...here, chick chick chick chick!" he said. "Preferably hot azn chick from my tennis camp last year...OOOoooooh..." DP's mouth began to water. "I want one..."
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 2:09:58 GMT -5
"Have a fish flavored cracker instead." Stephanie pulled a pack from behind her back. "Kyalan says they are very good." She looked at DP who had been clinging to her and shivered. "Heh, heh, ahh go fetch!" She through the box of crackers as hard as she could over the Nile river.
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Post by bladeofky on Aug 13, 2004 2:14:08 GMT -5
Fay't came out from wherever he was hiding.
"It's SHRIMP crackers! SHRIMP!!! ANd they're good."
Putting two fingers in his mouth, Fay't whistled sharply. From out of nowhere a beeping sound started uh beeping and a truck driven by Ky backed up. In the passenger's seat was Cless.
Cless: "Hey, what's this button do?" Ky: "DON'T TOUCH TH-" Cless: *press* Truck on board high tech robot system type thing and stuff: "Now releasing cargo" Ky: "YOU IDIOT! BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA"
The back of the truck opened up and drowned everyone in an ocean of shrimp crackers.
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Post by Firehawk on Aug 13, 2004 2:19:16 GMT -5
Slight snoring sounds could be heard and Z's floated up into the air where Firehawk was buried under the crackers.
His voice was heard saying "Destroy the boxes of doomy DOOM..."
(short and strange. Me likey.)
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 2:23:23 GMT -5
Stephanie swam to the surface. *sniff* "Smells like old bay." Then she wildly started to rant about things.
"YOU TWO BOYS ARE MAKIN ME MISS INU-YASHA!! ITS TAKIN ME AN HOUR TO WATCH A HALF HOUR ANIME THAT HASN'T EVEN FINISHED." Then she smacked her face into the crackers and started crying. " BWHAHAHA!!!" Stephanie floated out of the sea and into the sky. "Feel the wrath of...OH! The starwars thing Kyalan sent me is done! ^>^" She floated there in the sky and pulled out her pretty blue and sliver Dell labtop from behind her back, where all things come from and started looking up desperate girls that needed boyfriends that she could help match make.
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 2:26:57 GMT -5
DP started trying to swim through all the shrimp crackers. "Row, row, row your nerd, through all the shrimp crackers..." he sang softly to himself. He looked up.
"Yo, Ky! What's up man!? Hey, aren't you supposed to talk in blue?" DP asked him. Then he saw Cless. He bounded over to him.
"CLESS!!! OHMIGOSHYOURECLESSFROMTOPOHMYGOSHYOUARESOCOOLYOUREMYHEROYOUSLAYDHAOS ANDGETTHECHICKANDSLAYEVERYTHINGWITHYOURMADSWORDSKILLZROCKOND00D!!!"
DP hopped in the back of the shrimp cracker truck. "Whee! So whutchadoin'?" he asked in his DP voice that Kyalan doesn't even know what it is. "I'm hangin' out with you guys if that's cool. Mean old Steph is over there matchmaking for other peoples, but won't give me Rikku."
DP turned back towards Steph and yelled, "I hope your shrimp crackers...uh...get devestated by fate! Er, I mean...Fay't..." he added, looking over at Fay't. DP then shouted out at Fay't, "You know, you STILL haven't told Rayan your name in the actual role play!"
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Post by Auron on Aug 13, 2004 17:13:33 GMT -5
(why the hell hasnt any1 even said 1 thing about my nasty fart? you should all be dead from it, or at least unconcious.)
When Auron saw Rayan take out the giant guns, Auron automatically jumped, and put a life like dummy of himself in his place, which soon disappeared.
"Whew, that was close...why am I still going up?"
Auron jumped very high, and he soon reached space.
Uh oh, I hate heights. Crap...what am I gonna do?
He began to fall, and when he reached the stratosphere (sp?), he remembered Porks, his magic flying pig. "Come here Porks, I have pig snackums!" And Porks came flying over, at super-sonic speed. He ate the pig snackums, then picked up Auron, and flew down, burning like a meteor. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee, this is fun!"
Porks then stoped all of a sudden, and Auron went shooting down, like a meteor,"CANNOOOOOOOOOOON BAAAAAALL!!", and landed in the sea of crackers. He created a humungous tidal (or cracker) wave. "Big cannon ball... I hate shrimp crackers..." So Auron burned them all. "Ahhhh, a nice bon fire."
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Post by Taylor on Aug 13, 2004 17:46:39 GMT -5
"Bonefire!" Stephanie folded up her labtop and put it away. Then she got a stick with 2 marshmellows on it and started to roast them over the fire. "I hope they don't taste like fish."
"Ok everybody!" She hollared. "I got some matches for some of you!!"
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Post by Auron on Aug 13, 2004 17:57:23 GMT -5
"MATCHES!! I WANT MATCHES!! GIMME MATCHES!! AND A FLAMETHROWER!!" Auron yelled, not realizing that she meant love matches.
(shortest rp post ive ever made.)
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 13, 2004 18:38:38 GMT -5
"Dude, you're Jewish," DP said to Auron. He shrugged. "All well, it's all cool by me. Maybe it's Kosher pig? O.o "
DP then bounded up and down excitedly. "Yes yes give me match give me match! And pocket flamethrower...both kinds of matches! Chick and burn! Chick and burn!"
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Post by Auron on Aug 13, 2004 18:47:31 GMT -5
Auron looked at DP...Rayan...whoever, in confusion. "I'm Jewish? Since when? The guy typing is Jewish, but I'm not. Also, I didnt eat any pork, bacon, or anything pig related. Just rode on a pig." Then Auron got 2 sticks, and put a hotdog on each, 1 normal for Auron, and 1 kosher for Mike.
"Yummy, now we need ketchup...or catsup...hmmm..." He then handed the kosher dog to Mike through a portal, and Mike's hand held the dog by the fire. They both said in unison, "Fire goood."
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Post by bladeofky on Aug 14, 2004 0:00:51 GMT -5
A rumbling came from somewhere under the shrimp crackers. It was Ky on the platform of a giant turret.
"STOP BURNING MY SHRIMP CRACKERS"
A bright laser shot out of the turrent and expanded, blinding everybody. When it was gone, there was a deep canyon left in the shrimp crackers. Mars had had a hefty chunk taken out of it too.
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Post by RayanStiger on Aug 14, 2004 0:22:33 GMT -5
"Oh," DP said, looking at Auron blankly. "Coulda sworn I read u eating pig...wow I don't ever pay attention to anything." At that moment, Rayan finally came to. "What's with all the shrimp crackers?" he asked. Then Ky yelled at everybody but still didn't talk in blue like he's supposed to. Then everything went "whoosh" and then "Blam" and then . "Heh...I'll be burning more than just your shrimp crackers in a moment, Ky," a deep voice said from behind him. DP and Rayan turned to look at him at the same time. "Oh snap! It's Sol Badguy from Guilty Gears! Who's actually not really a bad guy..." DP said to himself. (I feel like randomly bringing in GGX stuff. Anybody got a problem with it? *aims SPAS around at peoples* Okay, good.) Sol looked condescendingly at Ky. "Peh...you chickened out of the tournament just to become a role play character. You dissapoint me, Ky." (Wow Sol's attitude reminds me of Kurai...)
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