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Post by Auron on Jun 24, 2004 12:09:03 GMT -5
"..." Auron wanted to say something, but was just in too much shock from the strange group.
"Ummm...well ummm...what exactly are you doing to him...and why are you burning and bruising him?"
Auron secretly slips his hand in his pocket, ready for anything.
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 24, 2004 13:42:42 GMT -5
>_> OOC: now THIS is a fun little idea...
"Slicey slicey slicey slicey the stuff..." Firehawk proceeded to carve up a rock he had in front of him and then ran off for no apparent reason, running straight into a tree near Kurai and the others. He sat and stared blankly.
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 24, 2004 15:16:39 GMT -5
[Hee hee...Alan finally gets us back to his ideal "old rp days"...well that's just kupo by me. I'm gonna rp two my charries...hee hee...]
Zagur stood looking darkly at Kurai and the others with his large sword Medraeigus strapped to his shoulder. His eyes gleamed darkly as he pondered over their foolishness.
[glow=purple,2,300]They must learn to suffer...I will teach them.[/glow] Zagur thought over as to which was the best way to destroy them; the best way to demonstrate his power. He was serious as always, although now he was chibified, and his body and sword were much smaller than usual. But that did not change Zagur's intent of demonstrating his power by causing destruction.
His eyes glowed darker as he quickly undid the strap holding Medraeigus in place. His sword began to glow, as he prepared to decimate them all...
As Zagur was busy being dark and serious, Rayan came along singing about nothing in particular, mostly shouting out phrases such as "RAGE!" and "BATTLE DAMAGE!" and "KUPOFIED!!!" He had his tubulocious blue anime goggles on, which he thought were beyond kupo. When he saw Zagur, he walked over and put his arm on his shoulder during the middle of Zagur's charge attack. Zagur stopped charging energy into his sword and glared down at Rayan for intruding.
"What do you want?" he said in his traditionally dark voice.
Rayan smiled and pointed at his sword. "Dude, that thing is sharp. You might hurt someone with that." Rayan chuckled slightly and whipped out some pudding and a spoon, and began to eat it. "MMMM...pudding good..." he said, closing his eyes delightfully. "You know what? You're too serious...you are supposed to goof off and be happy here, man!" Rayan added to Zagur. "Want some pudding? It spawns happiness."
Zagur glared at him harder than before. Who was this imbocile? The fact that this was the happy chibi land did not matter to Zagur. The only thing he cared about was power, and demonstrating it. Rayan was interfering.
"No thanks." With that, Zagur swung his sword at Rayan's head. Rayan fell to the ground, and his pudding spilled all over him.
"...Ow..." he said, twitching. "Love, joy, and happiness to you too, bud..."
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 24, 2004 15:26:09 GMT -5
Kurai looks at the randomn man who just whammed his head quite bluntly onto the tree. O.o;; Then he turns around to see the man pushing over the guy with pudding. he then turns to his neighboor. the neighboor then says "blah" and procceeded to blow up. Kurai turns back to firehawk who was rubbing his head. He then starts to grin quite overwhelmingly. He runs over to Rayan and steals his spoon and then runs back to the tree. Into the tree... *whump*
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Post by Tira on Jun 24, 2004 17:28:38 GMT -5
Tira clapped happily when more people arrived to play. She looked at all of them with a grin on her face.
"Looky! More animals for our zoo! Heehee!"
Tira dived at Zagur and tackled him to the ground. She covered his eyes with her small hands.
"You can be a seal!"
Tira grabbed Zagur's legs and tied them together...cuz of course...seals don't have legs...
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 24, 2004 18:24:36 GMT -5
"Hey, give it back!" Rayan said to Kurai about his spoon. "I like my spoonie! Give it! NOW!!" Rayan rushed over and snatched the spoon back out of dizzy Kurai's hand and said, "You'd better be glad I'm in a good mood, even though Zagur spilled my pudding. Otherwise, I'd do my super-DP-spoonage-assassination blow." Rayan smiled evilly, and then joyfully skipped back over to where Zagur was.
Since he was still busy glaring at Rayan, Zagur didn't see Tira. Suddenly, he was forced to the ground, and being treated like an animal, literally. Then Tira covered his eyes with her hands, which meant he couldn't glare at anyone anymore. Zagur was about to throw her off and rend her with his sword, but stopped when he saw Rayan in front of him, holding a spoon in his hand.
"Ah, ah, ahhhhh. Bad seal," Rayan said, shaking his finger. "You don't hurt cute girls... If you do, I'll stab u with my spoon. I draw blood."
Zagur was not intimidated. He smirked slightly and said, “Spoon? I have a sword.”
Zagur reached for Medraeigus again, but stopped and flinched when Tira began tying up his legs. "Ah! Stop that!" he said, and tried to knock Tira off his back unsuccessfully.
Rayan walked over to him and put his arm on his shoulder again, though he was now much closer to the ground than before. "You know...You're really no fun," Rayan started to say. "All you care about is power, power, power! How boring is that?"
Zagur, who was not enjoying his role as a seal, waved Tira's hands from his eyes so that he could see. He glared at Rayan and said, "Boring, perhaps… but I can use it to kill you."
Rayan blew Zagur off with the flick of his hand. "Yeah, whatever...who cares? You're also not very nice...here cute lil' Tira is trying to play with you, and you're being mean! You know...I think the reason she likes you so much is because you look like chibi Squall! You look pretty good, I must say. Although, you’d look a lot better if you we’re glaring all the time. Maybe you should get an attitude check.”
Rayan turned towards Tira, who seemed to be enjoying herself at Zagur’s expense, and patted her on the shoulder. “Now you be a good girl and take care of mean ol’ Zagur for me. Make sure he plays nice.” Rayan then walked back over to Zagur and pulled a rubber ball out of nothing and balanced it on his nose. Then he stepped back, observed it, and smiled.
“There ya go! Nice sealy! Ork, ork! Now, clap your flippers together!”
Rayan walked away towards Kurai, spoon still in hand, laughing. Zagur sweatdropped and narrowed his eyes as all chibi/anime characters are supposed to when they are slightly both displeased and embarressed.
[glow=purple,2,300]This is NOT funny…[/glow]
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Post by Tira on Jun 24, 2004 19:42:55 GMT -5
Tira clapped her hands, still sitting on the "seal's" back. She watched the ball balance on Zagur's nose. Zagur was one of those seals that did tricks...so...he could jump through a flaming hoop. Only problem was that she didn't really have a hoop...but she did have fire!!!
Tira raised traced a circle in the air with a finger, and a ring of fire appeared in the air before them. Tira slipped off Zagur, and was suddenly in a ring master outfit complete with a top hat and whip. Tira cracked her whip in the air.
"JUMP THROUGH THE RING OF FIRE, SEALY!!!!!"
The ring of fire was just big enough for the "seal." Although if Zagur didn't go perfectly through the wing...chances were pretty high that he'd get burned.
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Post by Auron on Jun 25, 2004 0:04:54 GMT -5
Auron still stood there, mouth agape, sweatdrops, and eyes wide.
I'd love to help, but the guy with the spoon...Good thing I brought Masaume.Im glad nobodys seen me yet.
"OK, thats it, this place is to crazy. Everyone acts like they hit their heads...wait, you did. Man, the only person close to sane is the guy that is being forced into the ring of fire."
Wondering whether that was such a good idea, he keeps a tight grip on his dagger and began to unstrap Masaume.
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 25, 2004 8:59:32 GMT -5
As Kurai rubbed his head and regain consience slowly his eyes focused on Rayan. "OMG!! THE DEMONS HAVE COME FOR ME!!! AHH!" Kurai covered and scooted back into the same tree again. *whump* Kurai once again had to regain consience just then a bird crapped on his face. He looks up and sees the bird just starting to fly away. "OH NO MAI BALLOON IS FLOATING AWAY! RAYAN HURRY GRAB IT!" And he grabs Rayan and flings him about 40 feet into the air. Seeing Rayan missing horribly on grabbing the "balloon" he frantically scoots around. "OH NO OH NO!!!" He then sees Auron. And without hesitation grabs him and Also Launches him 40 feet in the air. "FLY RANDOMN GUY FLY!!!!" just then. "blah"
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Post by Auron on Jun 25, 2004 9:34:49 GMT -5
Having been thrown into the air by the wierd guy that had bird poo on his face, Auron just had to say "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL"(i know, hes not brithish, but who cares)
Unsure what the hell to do, Auron just looked around to find a balloon, found a frog (flying frog), and blew it up like a balloon, like in Shrek.
"Hear you go Mr. bird poo face. Now, touch me again, and it will be your head in the air."
He then looked over at everyone else. "Hey, whatever happened to the panda man?"
HA, that'll teach that guy for tossing me in the air."
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Post by Tira on Jun 25, 2004 12:17:22 GMT -5
Tira had watched Auron fly in the air...and decided that he was a DUCK! Tira snapped her whip towards Auron's direction.
"DUCKY! COME HERRRRRE! We need to cook you!!!"
Tira temporarily forgot about the seal as she smiled insanely at the duck. Both hands were juggling black fireballs as stared hungrily at Auron.
"Come here ducky!"
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 25, 2004 14:15:03 GMT -5
"What the-?" Rayan said surprisingly when Kurai grabbed him. Then he was flung really high into the air. "AAAAAAAAAAH RAYAN IS BLASTING OFF AGAIIIIIIIN!" *ding* Rayan dissapeared way up into the sky and turned into one of those spinning star things from Pokemon. But then, seconds after he dissapeared, he started to fall due to a cruel force known as gravity. As he fell, Rayan looked down at the ground, and realized that he was about to be in much pain. "...Crap..." *WHAM!!!* Rayan collided with the ground like a truck hitting a freight train, and the train won. "...Ouch..." he said, twiching painfully anime style. Zagur, meanwhile, had had enough of being Tira's seal. Since she was no longer on his back, he was now faced with many possiblities. He could massacre everyone in sight. He could also use his powerful magic to dissipate the dark flame ring. But if he got rid of the fire ring, Tira would probably come and annoy him even more. There was no way he could fit through the flames... it looked like slaying everyone was his last resort. But then, he saw Rayan lying crumpled on the ground. [glow=purple,2,300] Perfect.[/glow] Zagur walked over and grabbed Rayan by the collar, and dragged him over to the fire ring. Rayan was still dizzy and had @_@ eyes, and didn't notice what was going on. When he had reached the flames, Zagur said, "Now YOU can be the seal," and flung him through the flames. "AAAAHHHH HOT HOT HOT!!!" Rayan yelped, and dropped his spoon. "Oh no...mah spoonie...ouch hot hot!" He then ran around frantically, trying to put out his butt, which was on fire. In his random state, he bumped into Aldora and landed on the ground. "HOT!!!" he yelled. "PUT ME OUT PUT ME OUT PUT ME OUT!!!" Meanwhile, Zagur smirked, and put his hand back to Medraeigus' handle. He turned and slowly began to walk away, deciding that it would be best to slaughter them all later, when they had composed themselves more properly for receiving his death blows. "HEY!! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!" Rayan called out to Zagur, who had his back turned to him as he was walking away. "OUCH HOTTTT!!!" Rayan kept hitting his pants, trying to make the flames go out, but nothing was working. "PUT ME OUT PUT ME OUT!!!" he shouted, mostly to Tira and Aldora. "AIIIIEEEEE!~" he yelled, flapping his arms around like crazy. "THIS IS NOT COMFORTABLE!!!"
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 25, 2004 15:01:15 GMT -5
Firehawk watched as Rayan got thrown through the ring of fire, and other things happened (such as anyone near Kurai exploding randomly...)
"And I thought I was insane."
"And you sure as hell are completely insane." Binak walked up behind Firehawk and looked at him laying on the ground. "Truly, you were always hopeless. Completely insane, always burning everything in sight..."
Firehawk proceeded to knock Binak into a brick wall after he said that. "I really don't have time to mess around with this... considering my current SPLITTING HEADACHE."
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 25, 2004 15:10:36 GMT -5
Kurai looked at the poor Rayan burning then at the 'balloon' he recived. "ILL SAVE YOU RAYAN!" and he first chucked the frog into the flames which didnt seem to work but only burned more then he grabbed the nearby tree pulling it out of the ground and began wacking Rayan with the tree. "ILL PUT IT OUT RAYAN!" *whump WHam Crucnch WHAP Wham* meanwhile two people came up "blah!" "blah..." "ahh This isnt working Rayan!" he looked at whatever was left in the form of rayan burning. He then tossed the burning tree to the side and begun to take Firehawk. "PUT IT OUT FIREHAWK!" and begun whapping Rayan with Firehawk.
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 25, 2004 17:21:51 GMT -5
"ouch..." Firehawk fell over with swirly eyes. "Great, headache... much... worse now..." He stumbled around a bit before falling over. "gah..." Finally, he shook his head a bit and walked over to a small pool of water that had conveniently appeared. Sticking one hand in the pool, he aimed his other hand at the burning Rayan, and closed his eyes. Water shot out like a cannon. Firehawk then stopped and walked over to a rock. "DIE ROCK!" He drew his sword and sliced it in half.
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