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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 25, 2004 18:30:33 GMT -5
"OW! OW! KURAI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! OW!!!" Rayan yelled as he got whacked by a tree. "Dang it I'm burning still! PUT ME OUT!!!"
Then he was getting whacked by a Firehawk, who kindly sprayed the cool water on him. As everything sizzled back there, Rayan sighed happily. "AAhhhhhhhhh... MUCH better..."
Then he caught on fire again, only worse than before. "AAAGH!!! This isn't water it's wine!!! AIIIEEE!!!"
Rayan ran around flapping his arms again frantically, and then suddenly stopped. "Hey...wine!" He walked over to the pool of "water" and pulled out a cup from underneath a rock and scooped up some wine and began to guzzle it as his pants were still on fire.
"Ahh...this is the life..." Rayan said. "I think I should get drunk before I burn up and die..." He then pulled out a second cup out of nowhere and began to drink two cups of wine at once.
"Hey, it may not be booze, but it'll do," Rayan commented between chugs. "MMM...just like apple cider and ginger ale mixed togetha! Zesty!"
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Post by Mellira/Ilyra on Jun 25, 2004 23:34:12 GMT -5
Sheen steel pretty, shiny stuff. Sheen see it have bubbles. Sheen see it have shine. Sheen take pretty bubbly shiny. Sheen watch people. People drink bubbly shiny. Sheen drink bubbly shiny. Sheen like taste. Bubbly Shiny taste like sweet-good fruit. Sheen drink lotta bubbly shiny. Sheen fall over. Sheen tired. World look funny. Sheen laugh. Laugh. Laugh. Laugh. Sheen laugh. Sheen want more to drink. Drink good. Drink make pocket mouse happy-silly.
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 26, 2004 1:52:38 GMT -5
Firehawk looked down at the pool and realized his mistake, then a small sweatdrop appeared on his head. "erm... Oops..."
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Binak, on the other hand, had seen the entire thing, and was on the ground laughing his head off. "Oh, I haven't seen you make that bad of a blunder since..."
"Mention that and you meet their fate." Firehawk had some bad memories he REALLY didn't want to relive. Binak seemed to not be about to shut up, however, so a small orb appeared in Firehawk's hand.
"Bye." Firehawk threw it and a whirlwind appeared, blowing fairly harsh winds and sending Binak flying off to the distant mountains. It was Firehawk's turn to laugh at Binak.
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 26, 2004 15:38:19 GMT -5
This is mr kruck coming from different profile even though inside his heart hes still the same person. Kruck randomly appaers and taking one look at everyone basically fighting or putting Rayan's butt out of fire with water he started laughing. Then he walked over to rayan with extremely serious facial expression. "I know you....you know you....and I know that you know that I know you. So stop being worrying that I know that I know you and you know you and stop and just worry about you knowing you." kruck stared at weird rayan man with pants on fire.
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 27, 2004 16:44:33 GMT -5
Firehawk looked over at Kruck and listened to what was said, then proceeded to develop a headache and feel about to explode. "That was confusing even to me..." Then he actually did explode for no apparent reason. And reappeared next to a rock. "Ouch."
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 27, 2004 17:40:43 GMT -5
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 27, 2004 21:40:27 GMT -5
OOC: Kurai, did you recently watch the Demented Cartoon Movie or something? (I got nothing at the moment, gotta rest and restore my insanity levels)
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Post by Auron on Jun 27, 2004 22:47:45 GMT -5
(sorry im late, trip to the lake)
Having no idea what the hell is going on, he sees Tira with 2 balls of black fire, and had sweadrops on his head.
Wait a tick...
He gathered up all the sweatdrops and put the balls of fire out.
"Ahhhh, thats better." He then noticed Rayan running around with his pants on fire, he must've lied. Auron gathered up more sweatdrops, and put out Rayans pants. "You shouldnt lie," and he waves his fingers like a scolding mother.
He then noticed the lake of wine..."WINE", and he jumped high in the air, higher than when rayan tossed him, and bellyflopped into the lake of wine.
"Ow, that hurt, but so rewarding, yum." And he drinks the entire lake dry.
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Post by bladeofky on Jun 28, 2004 0:55:01 GMT -5
((hahaha, I watched that movie. All 30 minutes of it too)) Suddenly, a black speck appeared in the sky. It started getting bigger and bigger and pretty soon, a sound could be heard coming from it. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!CRASHThe black speck (which turned out to be Fay't) plummeted into the ground (on top of the unfortunate Kurai) creating a rather large mushroom cloud. In an instant he was on his feet, fist clenched, and screaming into the sky. "ALRIGHT, WHO PUT THE CHERRY BOMBS IN MY COKE?!!!!!!" ((and for good measure)) "blah"
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Post by Firehawk on Jun 28, 2004 1:08:13 GMT -5
Firehawk jumped into a tree and watched the next string of events unfold, and proceeded to get a face full of debris from someone falling into the ground at however fast he was going. He then leapt into the air and was promptly met by a flying star, followed by Kirby. Firehawk plummeted to the ground and hit the same rock he appeared next to after exploding. "Ouch." Then Kirby flew past again and dropped some weird stuff on Firehawk which proceeded to explode on him. <(^_^)> (OMG GRATUITOUS EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE)
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Post by KuraiGekkou on Jun 28, 2004 13:45:36 GMT -5
Kurai turned into paper as he floated around from Kyalans smack into his body. he then turned to see Kirby Explode! "NOOO KIRBY!!! HOW CAN YOU EXPLODE!??!" he picked up his arm.. err flap... suddenly a voice came from behind. "booyo!" and kirby inhaled Kurai. suddenly As Kurai was in Kirby Kirby twitched and suddenly spoke in Kurai's voice. "OMFG im a pink ball with anime bishie hair!" Kurai then tried to run but manuvering a round body was quite diffucult. especially with DBZ style craters everywhere. ((and yes the demeted movie. OMG. haha))
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 28, 2004 14:04:17 GMT -5
Rayan blinked at Kruck. "Um...say what? Ur kupo..." He then looked down at his still flaming pants. "Dang...these things just don't ever quit, ya know?" he said. Then that other dude came and sweated all over him. Rayan looked at him in disgust. "What the hey...stop sweating me! Ur like that Jason kid..." But the flames were put out. But uh oh. The sprites of randomosity formed around him and set his pants on fire again! "Oh mai...darn I'm on fire again..." Then Rayan suddenly got an idea. "Heyyyyy...I know wat to do! If I no can put OUT pants, why don't I just take them OFF?" He then thoughtlessly whipped off his pants and through them away. "There, all better now!" he said happily, smiling brightly. Then he looked down slowly... "oops... O.o;;" he said. Then he shrugged and said, "'Thank God I wore underwear today!'" ^_^ (zoolander) Rayan whipped out a slurpee from out of...his...ear and drank it happily. "La de daaaa...who needs pants?" he said, smiling and slurping away.
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Post by Auron on Jun 28, 2004 14:31:52 GMT -5
After holusinating pink elephants, trees, and round walking balls, Auron came to and saw that rayans pants were still on fire.
"AWWW BLOODY HELL!!"
Then, rayan took off his pants, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!", and tossed them on Aurons face, "AHHHHH, OMG, GET THESE THE HELL OFF ME!!!"
While running around frantically, Auron suddenly heard a microwave beeping. "Ooooo, my Stouffers are done." Then he pulled a giant microwave out of his butt, and opened it. "Anyone want some, I've got salsbury steak and mac and cheese?"
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Post by Taylor on Jun 28, 2004 17:47:12 GMT -5
"ORO oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro oro
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"
Taylor walked around dazed and confused.
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Post by RayanStiger on Jun 28, 2004 17:52:57 GMT -5
Rayan turned when he heard Auron screaming "Bloody Hell" and all that crap. He saw the flaming pants on his face and said, "'I wish I had pants.'" (Some Pokemon movie) then when Auron pulled out the microwave out of his butt, Rayan looked at him disgusted. "Dude, that's sick. You have some MAJOR consipation issues...how many laxitives did you take, anyways?" Utterly repulsed, Rayan walked over to Kurai-Kirby, who looked really cool with his 8 inch high body and bishie hair and coolness. "Ooooooooo...cool, Kurai! I can summon video game characters, too! Watch this!" Rayan put out his hands like some Sailor Moon move or something and then a time bomb appeared right in front of him and exploded. Rayan blinked, his face all black and his slurpee on his head. "...Oops...Wrong spontaneous-existing object..."
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