Complete and utter insanity

[Firehawk]

OOC: Yep, that's what it says, and I figure I need to let off a bit of energy I have left over, so here I go with madness. Note: I have Firehawk with a few different personalities, namely 3. First, the normal one I use for everyday RPing. Second, the psychotic slaughtering madman. And third, the one you will likely see in this thread. Thus, I wanna go crazy. *wonders how fast this thread's gonna move*

"Well, time to run over here." Firehawk seemed... different. Much different from normal, it was obvious. And he also seemed way more fun. Though that depended on your definition of fun, as he was now lighting random items on fire. Mostly it was just sticks and such.

"Well, that was interesting, now slicey." A sword flashed and leaves, twigs, and entire trees were carved in half... then restored, only to be cut up again. "I LOVE THIS PLACE!" And thus it continued.

[†im]

A little flower was growing in a maze. A large foot crashed down on it.
Anubis's grinning face leered at the dead flower.
"Ooooh! What now?!"
He turned around and found himself on fire.
"Do'h!"

[Harle]

((Now... for my desperate attempt to be... out there... ))
A little rabbit nibbled away at a patch of boskage, as Harle began her narrow approach towards the tiny but fluffy rodent. Her head was tilted on a slight angle as she stared at the creature, allowing her blade to be slung loosely over her shoulder. "Hhmm... cute, " she murmured in a monotone voice. She kneeled closely towards the rabbit, allowing her free left hand to reach out towards the eating creature. The bunny now seemed to notice her presence, as it stared curiously at her delicate hand, before sniffing a single finger. "Come on... I... don't plan to bite you." But a sudden impulse gripped Harle tightly as she then grabbed the rabbit, and tossed into her mouth, swallowing it whole. "... oops..."

[Auron]

Auron just stares blankly at the three...would people be the correct term...eye twitching uncontrolably.

"Why do I always end up in the weird places?"

As he looks around, he sees a grand oak tree, and due to the insane and chaotic nature of this land, whips out Hell, cuts the tree in half, causing both halves to burst in flame.

"Oh, thats why."

As he watches the burning tree, he can't help but smile.

[Firehawk]

OOC: Hmm, thought this would get more attention than it has been. Eh.

Firehawk continued the process of hacking the regenerating trees apart until he got tired, then fell asleep beside one of the chopped ones, forgetting that it regenerated. It sprung back up and sent him hurtling into the air. As he reached the point where he started to descend, he suddenly woke up and looked down.

"NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!"

Thud.

This created a massive crater that spanned about 100 yards, and immediately lines were drawn and 2 football teams ran up and started a game.

Firehawk slowly stood up but was smacked by the football. He stood again, stepped back, and then ran off, yelling something about cheese.

[†im]

Raven flew out of a strangly large redwood tree, spread squirrel-like and floating to the ground. His face had a concetrated look to it, no hint of glee or anger. He continued to float. Five minutes later he was still floating. The tree was very tall. He still floated.

[Firehawk]

"Looks like the game's over." Firehawk walked back into the middle of the crater/football field and started to rise into the air.

"No no no nonononononono! I'M NOT TRYING TO FLY RIGHT NOW!"

His body didn't listen, and it started to hurtle upwards at a ridiculous speed. "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Then, at about 2 miles up, he stopped. "Don't fall don't fall..." And since he didn't want to fall, he did.

"DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT..." This time, the crater seemed to be shaped to exact baseball field specifications, and again a game started, forcing Firehawk to run off, smack into a boulder. He fell over, eyes swirling. "Ouch....."

[Auron]

"...um....bloody...i dont even know what to say."

Auron looked around at the crater/football/baseball field, the fly squirrel (which made him rather hungry for some reason) and at the regenerated oak tree that he thought he cut.

"Hmmm...well, first things first. I wanna eat."

So, he pulled out his favorite throwing knife on a chain, spun it for momentum, took, aim, and threw it at the squirrel, hit it square in the chest, and reeled it back in.

"Hmmm....too easy...better throw it back."

So he threw it back up, but not before lighting it on fire, of course. Then he turned his attention to the oak tree.

"This time, you'll stay destroyed."

He unstrapped Masaune from his back, ran his hand along the runes along its right side, which began to glow, jumped up the length of the tree, and cut it straight down the middle. When he hit the ground, the rune glowed brighter, and the earth in a 4 mile radius of the tree erpupted in a torrent of earth, mud, and debris. There was no sign of the oak tree.

"There, like to see you regrow from that, stupid tree. AND DONT EVEN THINK OF PLAYING SPORTS HERE!!"

[Imagawa]

Suddenly, out of the sky drops an object at speeds which should defy all physics. This things hits the ground, and neither bounces nor has an impact. Standing there now is a man in a dark greay suit and tie, with glasses. In his left had is a stack of papers so tall it should be falling over as you watch it. In his left is a cell phone, ready to press a speed-dial. On his shirt is a tag reading, "Hello, I my name is Jeff Hollander, Certified Accountant."

He says in a booming voice which does not match the small stature of this 5'4" 120lb man. His words ring out, echoing off of existance, "It's time to fill out your taxes!"

[teran]

This area freaks me out... i must join it!

popping out of the ground, where he had been comaflouged all the time. Teran ran at the accountant.

"you IRS scum, You should go back to the under world where you belong! I will pay none of your worthless taxes!" Teran made a leap at the neat and organized pile of paper the accountant had, one of an accountants few weaknesses

[Firehawk]

Firehawk came to his senses and looked up, seeing a strange ship shaped like a bug, but with a yellow body, orange stripes, and strange purple hair. A monument stood nearby, and a yell was heard from inside the ship as it fired a laser at it. "TAKE THAT, GREAT WALL OF CHINA!"

"OK, I've been going to Bob and George way too much. Wait, what the hell does that mean?"

Firehawk was confused, as he was basically channeling two people at once. He shook his head and ran after the ship.

OOC: www.bobandgeorge.com

This link leads to Bob and George, a webcomic. To see the ship I'm talking about, click on Subcomics, then the Karnak Hates Everything Show. It's the single greatest comic I have ever read.

[†im]

Raven still fell from the tree. Anubis blew up and was eliminated from the board (he really was. I deleted the profile).

[Auron]

"AH, THE GOVERNMENT IS HERE, RUN ET, RUN."

Out of no where, ET ran for the hills.

"Wait...I can just destroy that guy...but how?"

Auron started to pace, thinking of new, creative ways to kill the IRS guy. Suddenly, he just got bored and threw a rock right between the guys eyes.

"That'll learn ya."

He was bored again and decided to head towards the wierd giant bug with purple hair.

[angelai]

Somewhere, Ai somehow got to OZ, her house landed ontop of something. That something was a women, a witch!

"OMG!! Are you okay?!? No of course not!! I killed youuuuuu!!!" she said with a classic shock face, almost like that 'scream' painting. She then glanced at these glowing red sparkly shoes.

X3

"Hmm..well...no ones looking..i guess i'll take these.." she said with a sly smile on her face, she then took those red sparkly shoes and propped them on to her feet. After her little "act" she started to back off the area, pretending that she didn't kill the witch nor steal.

[teran]

Out of the ground popped 12 little munchkins!!!!!! 6 of them had bows, and opne was wearing a funny hat. "i am robin hood! Give me your money or else i will be forced to pump you full of arrow!!! GIVE ME THE POWER!!!! THERE IS A SPOOOOOOOONNN!"